Singles Advetures

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  15. Me: “Umm, what’re you here for?”
  16.  
  17. To “prep” me? Prep me for what? He then pulls out hair clippers. You’re kidding me, right? My pubes are already shaved. He just stares at me…
  18.  
  19. Guy: “I have to prep you.”
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  21. He then trims over fucking nothing because I DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING HAIR! Just wanted to see my fucking dick, didn’t you? Oh yeah, you’re in the fucking navy now, aren’t you, sailor?
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  23. A Jewish doctor comes in. Just the guy I wanted to see. He then explains the drugs that he’ll be giving me, like I give a fuck. I have no clue what any of those narcotics are, just give ‘em and get it over with.
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  25. Two more people come in to cart my bed to the surgery room. The chick runs me into a wall. Giggles. Is it fucking funny!? Seriously!? That fucking funny to you!? Cut open or not, I’ll stick my fucking dick in your eye, sweetheart, and then we’ll see how funny that is.
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  27. Surgery room. Look at all these fucking doctors. Word from the grapevine says that I have the biggest dick in this hospital, and everyone wants to see. I even hear that Ripley’s Believe It Or Not has a film crew in the house to film the event.
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  29. I stare each and everyone one of them down. You better not fuck up. One wrong cut and I’ll have you by the balls. They tell me to lie down. I sit up, looking the guy holding my gasmask against my face dead in his eyes. Better not fuck up. He then shoves the gasmask even harder on my face.
  30.  
  31. Wake up. Am I worried about the blistering pain? Fuck no. This nurse is hot…
  32.  
  33. Me: “So, are you the two year nurse, or the four year one?”
  34.  
  35. Her: “Four year.”
  36.  
  37. Vague response, eh? Let’s try this again…
  38.  
  39. Me: “I like your hair.”
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  41. She stares at me. Oh, come on, it’s not like your husband or boyfriend gives a fuck about your hair. Don’t act like you don’t like me paying attention to you. I know that you spent at least an hour laboring, getting all prettied up, just so someone would notice.
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  43. She starts wheeling me outside my room. Ah, I see, there are several of your co-workers behind that curtain on my room. Didn’t wanna seem slutty in front of them, just like how women act in night clubs.
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  45. As soon as she wheels me around that corner, where her co-workers are safely out of hearing range, the chick won’t shut up. Starts asking me all kinds of questions about my life. On the positive side, my dick looks perfect again. Got me a ribbed metal plate installed…for her pleasure. And what the fuck is this hairnet doing on my head!?
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